.: posted 4/17/2008 ::: by webmdave :::   

 billybee wrote:

This video is dangerous....it could make a christians head explode !!

Great job, video writer !

posted: April 17, 2008 EST  

 Stephen_Richard_Webb wrote:

Well done. I would have loved to have seen adams face when God told him that if he ate from the tree that he would surely die - since death didn't exist at that point, AND adam had no idea that death was bad, how the hell could he know what the hell God was talking about?

posted: April 17, 2008 EST  

 ryan wrote:

Always ready for a good laugh.

god put a sentry at the gates of eden to prevent adam and eve from re-entering. god apparently wanted to preserve the garden for future use, or because he just liked it. So where is it now? The garden withered up and the angel was relieved from active duty?

god's creation involved the necessity of inbreding: the descendants of adam and eve, and the descendants of noah. Later these things became illegal. god changes his mind about what is or is not okay. guffaw. And by the way, many fundies say that cain fucked his own sister.

About the flood: latest excuse; get this.......the flood was a local catastrophe in the near and middle east. A giant meteor came down into the ocean off the eastern coast of Africa, making a huge tidal wave. Two scientists have studied the crater at the bottom of the ocean and have dated it from the time of noah. noah needed to take only the animals indigenous to his homeland.

Thought you fellows would appreciated this. Oh, by the way, where is the tower of babel?

posted: April 17, 2008 EST  

 tama.brett wrote:

what is the point of a video that you have to read?

dumb

posted: April 17, 2008 EST  

 boomSLANG wrote:

1) Any video production that requires the viewer to have to read, must surely be pointless.

2) Dumb video

3) Therefore, God exists

posted: April 17, 2008 EST  

 Aspentroll wrote:

I guess if the skill needed to be able to read is not there,
this video would be a problem. Libraries can be of help. Simple stories about Jack and Jill going up a hill would be a good starting read. After a
while there will be necessary
reading of books by Dawkins, Dennet, Hitchens, et al.

posted: April 17, 2008 EST  

 Rational wrote:

Uh-oh, tama.brett... These atheists are a smart bunch. Not only can they read, but they also know what a logical fallacy is. We're in deep trouble...

posted: April 17, 2008 EST  

 Angela wrote:

wait..... is heaven a borg cube?

posted: April 18, 2008 EST  

 twincats wrote:

Oh, that God was such a noob!!1!

posted: April 18, 2008 EST  

 godsfavoritecolor wrote:

Ryan,
The Garden of Eden is in northern Missouri -- according to the Mormons.

posted: April 18, 2008 EST  

 ryan wrote:

oh shit, now I've heard everything.

posted: April 18, 2008 EST  

 ryan wrote:

uh, do they have an explaination why there is no angel?

posted: April 18, 2008 EST  

 ryan wrote:

oh shit, now I've heard everything.

posted: April 18, 2008 EST  

 Boe wrote:

The garden of Eden is just down the road from me (Bedford, England)according to the Johanna Southcotts Box brigade (Actually I don't think it's so much a 'brigade' as just a few little old women)

posted: April 18, 2008 EST  

 Cousin Ricky wrote:

Angela,

Check out Revelation 21:10-16. Is that a Borg cube or what?

posted: April 20, 2008 EST  

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