.: posted 2/19/2008 ::: by webmdave :::   

 chucky jesus wrote:

ROFLMAO!! Cum to Jesus!!

posted: February 19, 2008 EST  

 Black Swede wrote:

At least 99 percent of these kids who make this promise to God to save themselves until marriage will end up having sex before marriage.

These so called, "Abstinence" programs are a joke. They don't work, and the success rate is very low, which proves that there is no personal God who has the power to help these kids remain sexually pure.

posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 Anonymous wrote:

well if you are saving it for jeebus you will end up being old maids!

skeptic

posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 What a joke wrote:

I remember several years ago when my girlfriend went to one of those "Abstinence Programs" in her church.

We were planning on getting a motel room and giving ourselves to each other until she went to that stupid meeting at her church. It ruined everything. She made her promise to God to save herself until marriage.

Then a year later after we broke up she ended up having sex with some other guy, and giving her virginity to him. Then that same guy ended up dumping her because all he wanted was a fuck. So much for her promise to God. What a waste of time.

posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 Jesus wrote:

"Come to me, all you who are hot and horny, and I will give you sexual healing."

posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 whateverlolawants wrote:

Thank goodness I broke out of that mindset!

posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 Thackerie wrote:

Ewww! So it seems Jesus collects hymens and God collects foreskins from those who circumise for religious reasons. Interesting. But pervy and rather disgusting. (Wonder if there's a name for this type of kink?)

posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 Steven Bently wrote:

Isn't that the premise behind christainity the intact hymen?

Had Mary's hymen been broken then there could not have been a virgin birth savior.

It been established by Mary that she was a virgin.."I hath known not of a man"

But with her fingers crossed behind her back..."I hath known not of a man, but of a young studd Rabbi, I hath known,"

There's a song that goes like this:

Should the hymen go unbroken in the sweet by and by.

Praise tha lard!

posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 Stephen C wrote:

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posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 Stephen C wrote:

Here we go again. Yet another wacky 'look at me!' conceit. And anyway, what on earth would JC want a hymen for? "Thanks girls, love the 'bald wigs'!" And, don't forget, Mary's would have given him 'trampoline-head' on his way out. Boinnggg!!!

posted: February 20, 2008 EST  

 Cuntoleezza Rice wrote:

I tried holding out and saving myself for the Lord. I was absolutely crushed when someone told me Jesus wasn't going to lick it for me.

posted: February 21, 2008 EST  

 Mary (Mother of Jesus) wrote:

Although it was adultry I'm soooo glad that I saved myself for the Lard!

It's ok for the lard to commit sexual sin such as adultry because he is God and it is ok for God to do so.

However it's not ok for you humans to do so.

posted: February 22, 2008 EST  

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