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Jesus, hot or not?

Jesus, hot or not?

 
Blogger Spirula said...
I dunno about that Jesus.

But this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.


Anonymous Bankstreet said...
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Very hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
OMFG !!! YES... In a heartbeat.


Blogger eris.discordia said...
I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!

Yeah!


Anonymous Jackie said...
pretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
If This Jesus was near me, he would get "nailed" again and again...and talk about a second coming.....


Anonymous R. Black said...
He could kick your ass...oh I hope someone gets that.


Anonymous chucky jesus said...
I thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....


Blogger Knitterman said...
well obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.

hehehehehe


Anonymous billybee said...
hey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?


Blogger .:webmaster:. said...
Did anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?

WOW!


Blogger gimmeadrinkawater said...
This site give me more laughs than other other site I visit. Thank you, jezus!


Blogger nm156 said...
Who gives a fuck??
Listen to death metal...


Anonymous Ziggy Blacktail said...
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.


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