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by Deamond
ORDINARY THEIST
oh, look, there's the King!
AGNOSTIC
Is... is he... is he wearing skin-colloured clothes or something?
ATHEIST
Oh, god, he's naked.
SCIENTIST
"Pardon us, your majesty, may we feel your sleeve for a moment?"
"Why, certainly." (Whispers to coleague) "He's naked"
NONPRACTICEING THEIST
I'm bored, I'm going home
HEATHEN
your King is naked, not like our King.
PHILOSOPHER
Maybe the clothes are there and the King isn't.
CULTIST
(Streaks in front of parade, gets arrested, no one gets the irony)
CREATION SCIENTIST
Well, obviously you can't feel it, either.
FANATIC
(Actually sees clothes)
LUCIFERIAN
Wooo! Shake it!
TELEVANGEALIST
We'll send you the bill for the robes, your majesty.
ORDINARY THEIST
oh, look, there's the King!
AGNOSTIC
Is... is he... is he wearing skin-colloured clothes or something?
ATHEIST
Oh, god, he's naked.
SCIENTIST
"Pardon us, your majesty, may we feel your sleeve for a moment?"
"Why, certainly." (Whispers to coleague) "He's naked"
NONPRACTICEING THEIST
I'm bored, I'm going home
HEATHEN
your King is naked, not like our King.
PHILOSOPHER
Maybe the clothes are there and the King isn't.
CULTIST
(Streaks in front of parade, gets arrested, no one gets the irony)
CREATION SCIENTIST
Well, obviously you can't feel it, either.
FANATIC
(Actually sees clothes)
LUCIFERIAN
Wooo! Shake it!
TELEVANGEALIST
We'll send you the bill for the robes, your majesty.
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