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The Emperor's New Clothes
.: posted 3/09/2006 ::: by webmdave
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ORDINARY THEIST
oh, look, there's the King!
AGNOSTIC
Is... is he... is he wearing skin-colloured clothes or something?
ATHEIST
Oh, god, he's naked.
SCIENTIST
"Pardon us, your majesty, may we feel your sleeve for a moment?"
"Why, certainly." (Whispers to coleague) "He's naked"
NONPRACTICEING THEIST
I'm bored, I'm going home
HEATHEN
your King is naked, not like our King.
PHILOSOPHER
Maybe the clothes are there and the King isn't.
CULTIST
(Streaks in front of parade, gets arrested, no one gets the irony)
CREATION SCIENTIST
Well, obviously you can't feel it, either.
FANATIC
(Actually sees clothes)
LUCIFERIAN
Wooo! Shake it!
TELEVANGEALIST
We'll send you the bill for the robes, your majesty.
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5 Comments:
Jim wrote:
I'll just keep writing letters to Editors of local newpapers in an attempt to expose Christianity for what it is. It would be good to see Christianity disrobed for the world to see its naked deception.
As for my I'm now a well dressed conservative atheist. No bare bones here.
posted: March 09, 2006 EST
freedy wrote:
Hey Jim,..glad to see your uncompromised atheism again!My computer was down,...must be gaud
punishing my unbelief,..lol!
What else do you do to expose the deception of churchianity?
posted: March 09, 2006 EST
SpaceMonk wrote:
Clothes or not, he's not My emperor.
posted: March 10, 2006 EST
wrote:
Lol.. Hilarious
posted: July 10, 2006 EST
wrote:
ray im a luciferian what are u tring to say about the luciferian by saying shake that?
posted: October 24, 2006 EST
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