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God's Billboards
.: posted 3/11/2003 ::: by webmdave
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"Don't do as I do, do as I say." - God
"You think YOU'RE a victim of child abuse?" - Jesus
"I could prove my existence, but then nobody would get to go to hell." - God
"That part about rabbits chewing cud, I meant that." - God
"Love means forgiving even those who don't worship you." - Man
"For I so loved the world that I sacrificed Myself to Myself to appease My own anger at My own creation." - God
"Go to Hell." - God
"If you don't worship me, I'll force you to live in a lake of fire for eternity. But I love you. No, really..." - God
"It's the best I could do. I'm only omnipotent, omniscient, and immortal" - God
"Worship me, or I'll torture you forever." - God
See them all at God's Billboards
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