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"What are your lease rates on her?"
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im telling ya....its not what it looks like!
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"I don't care if it is two for the price of one; you're still ugly!"
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Sorry baby, tonight I want to do it with our daughter.
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old woman: what does she have that i do not have? Man: to start with, beauty, then youth and....
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What is wrong am i not good enough for you? shes young and stupid, well at least I 've got more wisdom then she does. Stupid Girl. you should listen to your mother. 
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yes dear ,she came with the mattress
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"Honey you can have lesbo sex with her while I watch"
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"Honey, our daughter just won't leave her tit alone."
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I did not have sex with that women.
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"Stop me if you've heard this one, a priest, a rabbi, and a camel all walk into a bar..." "You tell the sexiest jokes."
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