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Thorny carpentry problem? Call Jesus Woodworking and Framing
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For a supposedly straight man (that hung out with twelve other men, mind you!  ) he's sure gripping that wood awfully tight!
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You had better hope you are right.
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Holy pole dancers, Batman!
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your minds are pretty twisted...you have no idea what you are talking about.
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I'm just going to point out the first phrase in the poster-thing below. (Yes, I know it's Latin, I just wanted to make fun of this.) First word: "Ecce." That looks a lot like the Japanese word for lecher:"ecchi." Second word: Homo. Need I say any more?
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Yes, you could say more. The first word after "Homo" is "Cum"
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That is not a pole it is a cross that was taken up for you and Jesus died for you so you won't spend an enternaty in Hell. But only if you confess and beleive
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That's right, it's a cross. If it was POLE Dan would already have it up his ass.
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Y'all for surely are going to hell for making fun of our Saviour
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how come he is your saviour when u are not born yet to know u and willing to die for u? does he knows that u going to be his follower?
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Live by the sword. Die by the sword. Rather ironic that Jesus the carpenter was nailed to a couple 4x4 beams.
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Hey Guy, where does it say in the Bible I can't make fun of Jesus? Does that count as taking his name in vain? I hardly think so. Besides, if heaven is full of idiots like you, hell sounds like heaven! Hahaha.
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MAYBE THE CROSS IS PART OF HIS PAIN.OR EVEN HIS JOY OF BEING FREE FROM LIFE
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Ummmmm...What?
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that's why God told us not to have any image of Him,,cause He knew we were going to mess up. There's no way to show in a picture Who he really is...
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who he aparently is is a homo... now, hey, it doesn't bother me just remember that when your in church, your worshiping a homo. which puts a new connotation on Matthew 10:34 Do not suppose that i have come to bring peace to the earth, i did not come to bring peace to the earth but a sword. so i guess his sword had one eye, hey who am i to judge
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