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The Montgomery Advertiser reported the death of 51-year-old Rev. Gary Aldridge, a Montgomery, Alabama, Baptist Minister, back in June. The article has since been removed from the paper's website (articles are only archived there for a week), however, here is the original text:

Minister died of asphyxiation

By Andre Coe
Montgomery Advertiser

Their pastor was dead. The church members were still in shock.

Youth Minister Charlie Swain and one of the members of Thorington Road Baptist Church embraced. Another woman stood silently and wept.

The congregation's senior pastor, the Rev. Gary M. Aldridge, had been found dead at his home Sunday morning under unusual circumstances.

Aldridge died of asphyxiation, according to a preliminary report from the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences. The police went on to state that Aldridge evidently did not die from random criminal activity. Forensic Sciences also said there were no signs of injuries to Aldridge's body.


The autopsy was recently released, and apparently Pastor Aldrdige's death was caused by some autoerotic fooling around that didn't go well. He was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, a head mask and a dildo firmly entrenched in his anus. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."

The autopsy report (below) is five pages long. Click on each image to enlarge.


























 
Comments:
Gary was killed - probably by his elder brother over jealousy and money. What better way to get back at your younger brother who was appointed executor of their parents estate. I think Jack Aldridge from Greenville SC was cut out totally - in an angry rage he either paid someone to make it look like kinky sex or he did the crime himself.
Jack did not even attend Gary's funeral. Police I think were bribed to close the case!


Anonymous southdakota2005 said...
This type of death is actually very common. By depriving your brain of oxygen, it allows for an orgasm to be extra powerful. But the catch is that you have to be close to death for the orgasm to be this powerful. Many who practice this will go to great lengths to have an escape route such as having to tug one string to release the entire contraption. Sometimes they fail and die as in this case. This was a case of an accidental death, not murder.


Anonymous Rick said...
adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."

And they found the holy arm firmly entrenched!


Blogger Spirula said...
I've always said "never use YHWH as your safe-word if dive masks or ball-gags are involved". See what happens?

Oh yeah, I'm sure it was murder. That would explain the 2nd wet suit. I'm sure it would be no problem putting one on a corpse. (Shit, it's hard enough to get one on yourself. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to put two on a limp corpse). Seems like a lot of unnecessary work just to make one look like a perv.

However, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a "oops...oh, shit! I'm outta here!" moment for someone as yet unidentified.


Anonymous Fredrick2003 said...
Eh, I think we all have some things we wouldn't want revealed.

His crime was promoting fairytales as truth, not letting his sex play go awry.


Anonymous R. Black said...
Wait, hogtieing someone, then jamming a dildo up their ass can kill them? I have to go to my friend's house...


Blogger Aspentroll said...
To "Let the truth prevail".

Surely ,you jest. You had me going for a while there you
maker of bufoonery. The cops were laughing, too, all the way to the bank with a full collection plate to divide up among them all.

I'm looking forward for your 1st appearance on Comedy Central.


Anonymous Rick said...
fredrick2003 says :Eh, I think we all have some things we wouldn't want revealed.

I completely agree, however, this isn't just a simple matter of picking on a person's private sex life. It's the hypocrisy of his life when you figure in his religious position and religion's commonly known intolerance of sex.

How many years did he preach? I rather doubt reaching his level of sex toys, wet suits, and auto-erotica happened over night.


Anonymous Tabula Rasa said...
This is very sad. I honestly believe that the sexual repression espoused by christianity can do weird things to the mind and make people seek out sexual release in unusual and or dangerous ways.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.


Anonymous Laughing Buddha said...
Tabula, I agree. The only thing I would add to your comment is that the practices this pastor enjoyed were not weird or unusual to HIM. The only thing that makes those practices weird or strange is the stigma we or anyone else attaches to them. What is sad is that he could not, I really mean NEVER COULD, as a Xtian, be a part of a community of 'faith' where his personal choices were accepted and not judged harshly. There is NO place within Xtianity that allows for such personal freedoms; it's yet another reason ahy Xtianity is the shit it is.


Blogger Neal said...
Why are Christians attacking Atheists and vice versa? This guy was doing what he believed in - then enjoying himself a bit to much.


Blogger Ricky said...
Neal, it's not just that Christians and atheists just like attacking each other. We have our reasons. They attack us because they think that we are perverts who have no shame. We attack them when they're caught doing the exact activities that they preach against.

That's why I love that congressman Craig thing, and all of those other Republicans who were caught doing things that are completely unacceptable to THEMSELVES, supposedly. "Let's not let gays get married!...so that there will be more single gays for me!" This is why we laugh so hard when preachers are found doing these things. Believe me, if it was just a random guy who was in this situation, it wouldn't be on this website. It's just the hypocrisy that we love to bash.


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