The
Montgomery Advertiser reported the death of 51-year-old Rev. Gary Aldridge, a Montgomery, Alabama, Baptist Minister, back in June. The article has since been removed from the paper's website (articles are only archived there for a week), however, here is the original text:
Minister died of asphyxiation
By Andre Coe
Montgomery Advertiser
Their pastor was dead. The church members were still in shock.
Youth Minister Charlie Swain and one of the members of Thorington Road Baptist Church embraced. Another woman stood silently and wept.
The congregation's senior pastor, the Rev. Gary M. Aldridge, had been found dead at his home Sunday morning under unusual circumstances.
Aldridge died of asphyxiation, according to a preliminary report from the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences. The police went on to state that Aldridge evidently did not die from random criminal activity. Forensic Sciences also said there were no signs of injuries to Aldridge's body.
The autopsy was recently released, and apparently Pastor Aldrdige's death was caused by some autoerotic fooling around that didn't go well. He was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, a head mask and a dildo firmly entrenched in his anus. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."
The autopsy report (below) is five pages long. Click on each image to enlarge.


Jack did not even attend Gary's funeral. Police I think were bribed to close the case!
And they found the holy arm firmly entrenched!
Oh yeah, I'm sure it was murder. That would explain the 2nd wet suit. I'm sure it would be no problem putting one on a corpse. (Shit, it's hard enough to get one on yourself. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to put two on a limp corpse). Seems like a lot of unnecessary work just to make one look like a perv.
However, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a "oops...oh, shit! I'm outta here!" moment for someone as yet unidentified.
His crime was promoting fairytales as truth, not letting his sex play go awry.
Surely ,you jest. You had me going for a while there you
maker of bufoonery. The cops were laughing, too, all the way to the bank with a full collection plate to divide up among them all.
I'm looking forward for your 1st appearance on Comedy Central.
I completely agree, however, this isn't just a simple matter of picking on a person's private sex life. It's the hypocrisy of his life when you figure in his religious position and religion's commonly known intolerance of sex.
How many years did he preach? I rather doubt reaching his level of sex toys, wet suits, and auto-erotica happened over night.
That's why I love that congressman Craig thing, and all of those other Republicans who were caught doing things that are completely unacceptable to THEMSELVES, supposedly. "Let's not let gays get married!...so that there will be more single gays for me!" This is why we laugh so hard when preachers are found doing these things. Believe me, if it was just a random guy who was in this situation, it wouldn't be on this website. It's just the hypocrisy that we love to bash.