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"I flipped the pancake, looked down and then called for my finance. I get chills when I think about it." -- Amy Clark, pancake cook

Amy Clark of Conneaut, Ohio, can whip up one heavenly breakfast.

On Sunday morning, Clark was at her griddle preparing a batch of pancakes when one of the tasty concoctions caught her eye. She stared at the pancake -- and it stared back.

As the pancake cooked, an image began taking shape. The outline of a man popped forth -- a man with a dark beard. "Everyone I show it to thinks it's the face of Jesus," Clark said.

Clark, 25, was shocked to see a religious figure in her breakfast food.

"I flipped the pancake, looked down and then called for my fiancé," she said. "I get chills when I think about it."

Photos taken of the pious pancake were circulated among friends and co-workers for their opinions. Nearly everyone agrees with Clark's assessment.

"99.9 percent of them think it looks like Jesus," Clark said.

Clark describes herself as spiritual but no religious zealot.

"I go to church once in awhile," Clark said. "But I believe in God and pray to God."

The image appeared at a special time in Clark's life, she said.

"There's a lot of things I've been praying for," she said. "My fiancé and I are pregnant after trying for a long time. We're going to be married next month."

The happy couple are interpreting the visage as encouraging sign, Clark said with a chuckle.

Lots of folks feel good after seeing the image, Clark said.

"People think it's a blessing," she said. "They get happy."

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Anonymous That "Ball" Guy said...
Apparently Jesus had a harelip.

I guess the bible forgot to mention that Mary was a boozer.


Blogger Kevin said...
I saw the virgin Mary once. She appeared in the frost on my windshield one winter morning.

Stupid bitch. Here I am, a poor college student in need of money, and she wants to taunt me by appearing on something I can't put on Ebay. What the fuck?

Pareidolia is fun.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wow. Jesus just loves to be eaten! Seems he's just as gay as his rainbow-inventing daddy! :)


Anonymous Cuntoleezza Rice said...
This is my pancake, offered to you for the remission of sin. Take ye and eat.


Anonymous slingshot said...
Just eat the damn thing, for crying out loud....


Blogger Jamie said...
Proof! See?! It's proof that Jesus not only condones, but actually endorses premarital sex! Otherwise he wouldn't have shown up on the pancake of a woman who is pregnant out of wedlock.

...unless it isn't really the fiancé's baby after all...hmmm...


Blogger Epicurienne said...
"My fiance and I are pregnant"? As in, both of them? Him too?

I didn't think men could do that. It's a miracle! Praise Jebus!

/sarcasm


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jesus is saying you should sacrifice your first born on a mountain top.


Anonymous Just Rick said...
Hey ... is that Howard the duck with goggles to the right of the Jesus! Anyone else see it?


Blogger gimmeadrinkawater said...
Anonymous said...

Jesus is saying you should sacrifice your first born on a mountain top.

Of COURSE!! LOL


Blogger HeIsSailing said...
Actually, it looks more like Obi Wan Kenobi than Jesus. Well praise be, the Force must be true! I feel convicted to witness to some Tusken Raiders.

I love when this kind of stuff makes the news. If crying Mary statues and Jesus Pancakes are the best miracles that God can muster up these days then I say Armegeddon is our for the taking.


Blogger Cathern said...
Amazing! Looks just like all the contemporary art and statues of Jesus produced by those that knew him. Oh, I forgot, there isnt any such images of this supposed jesus person. -Vixentrox-


Blogger Moth said...
So he's doing leavened bread now? Geez make up your mind.


Blogger Telmi said...
Looks like another miracle of no tangible benefit for humanity. Having risen from the dead and appearing in person subsequently for others to see, as proof of his divinity and power, surely Jebus can do a lot better than this.

As just rick notices, it seems that there is something like a duck to the right [from our view] of Jebus, and Jebus is looking at it.

What is this duck doing there? Keeping Jebus company?


Blogger SpaceMonk said...
If this was a police sketch they'd never find the guy.
It could be anyone with a beard, why Jesus?

Come to think of it, that looks a bit like me.
Hey Jesus, quit my hogging my 15 minutes!


Anonymous alanh said...
I think its Herman Munster.


Blogger Spirula said...
99.9 percent of them think it looks like Jesus,

Now, anyone else here understand why the US population continues to slide in educational rankings of first world countries?


Blogger Lorena said...
First, how do they know the image looks like Jesus? Jesus who? The blue-eyed, blond, Caucasian image people have created?

Second, darn, now I feel like eating pancakes--not good for my diet! It's early enough to drive to McD for a happy meal, I think.


Blogger TastyPaper said...
I'd like to know what accurate photograph of the actual person, Jesus of Nazareth, they're comparing this pancake to....let's do a side-by-side comparisson.


Anonymous dano said...
You want to announce to the world that you are an unsophisticated, uneducated person of low intelligence?

Start looking for a face of "The Virgin" or "Jesus," in your food, or a stain, somewhere around your house.

Make up a story about how you were praying for a miracle, and suddenly saw a face in some mundane item around your house, and your miracle came true.

The miracle can be anything from thinking you had cancer and found out that you didn't, or a long lost relative phoned you right after you saw the face.

I'm sure burn marks on food and stains on windows could be easily produced with a little imagination.

If your life is so devoid of meaning that you consider something like this, you may be better advised to get out of the "single wide," get yourself over to the local junior college, and take a course in something, anything, except Christian Apologetics.
Dan


Blogger Onanite said...
Ya know a pancake is just a pancake. Add butter and syrup, then eat.


Anonymous Antlerman said...
She is mistaken. They all are. That is clearly the face of Charles Manson. This pancake is a sign of trouble for them... big trouble.

They need Jesus to appear inside their syrup bottle quickly to counter this pancake devil.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hmmm...

I think it just looks like a pancake


Anonymous D Laurier said...
Actualy it looks more like Charles Darwin.

Look closely and think about it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I turned my head sideways to the right, and I swear that's the Eye of Horus I'm seeing...


Blogger eel_shepherd said...
I see it now! I see it!! I see it!!
Finally, I see the duck!


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can people really be this niave as to believe this is Jesus? I mean...first off if it is a man....whos top say its not the once great Grizzy Adams coming back to warn against the making of pancakes...
Absoluty riduculous!


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