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"Jesus don't just pop up like that. If you know the word of Jesus and you believe in Jesus, then there you go. He does exist."

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Man-made religious decorations are a common sight at this time of year, but the image on a tree in an Arlington man's front yard is natural and some neighbors have begun calling it a holy tree, according to a WJXT-TV report.

Neighbors near Daryl Brown's Arlington home said a tree in his yard bears the image of Jesus. The likeness has created a buzz in the neighborhood and has many residents at a loss for words.

"I see the face, eyes, and you can see the crown," said one neighbor.


"I can't say what I feel, I just feel it," said another neighbor.

The image was discovered a week before Christmas by a woman walking her dog, the report said. Overjoyed by what she saw, the woman shared the news with her neighbor.

"Nancy said, 'Would you like to see something? Just make sure you see it. I don't want to have to show it to you first," Brown said.

Brown recently moved to Arlington from Texas. He said the tree has given him and his family comfort as a symbol that everything is going to be OK in their new home.

"It's a blessing for me just coming to town, getting introduced and meeting new people out here ... When she showed me that, I said, 'OK, there is a Jesus.'" Brown said.

Similar to other cases of similar sightings, there will be skeptics. However, Brown said no skeptic could convince him the image is anything but Jesus Christ.

"Jesus don't just pop up like that. If you know the word of Jesus and you believe in Jesus, then there you go. He does exist," Brown said.

The woman who discovered the image told WJXT-TV that she moved to the neighborhood after she retired to find some peace and quiet, but that she did not realize she would find Jesus. She said every time she walks her dog she is comforted knowing Jesus is watching over her.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jesus? I dunno'... I think it looks like Jerry Garcia...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I feel comforted by this image, that is clearly Rob Zombie.


Anonymous Thackerie said...
Wouldn't it be great if, instead of wasting their time creating images of themselves on trees or burnt toast or whatever, these dieties actually got up off their holy asses and did some good in the world ... like, I dunno, healing a sick child or something?


Anonymous Spirula said...
"Jesus don't just pop up like that. If you know the word of Jesus and you believe in Jesus, then there you go. He does exist," Brown said

See what we are up against in this country? That is one of the most jaw-droppingly stupid statements, yet so common.

Sure buddy, everyone knows what jeebus looked like. And I'm pretty sure the bibble mentions that random images of him and his mommy will appear on inanimate objects, sometimes even the ass of a dog. Not like that could be a violation of one of the 10 commandments or anything.


Anonymous twincats said...
Why doesn't anyone think of hippies and nuns when these images pop up? That's all I ever see...


Anonymous infidel666 said...
This is clearly an image of Satan. And it is an omen of bad luck to the home owner.
Poor bastards. LMAO


Anonymous Warnepiece said...
Darryl “Bubba” Brown is quoted as saying “Jesus don't just pop up like that. If you know the word of Jesus and you believe in Jesus, then there you go. He does exist."

Damn! His logic and his explanation are so clear and concise, I think I’ll drive there and start worshipping his tree!

Praise Jesus! He doesn’t sit at the right hand of god, he lives in a tree! Well…at least his face does.


Anonymous CyborgX said...
I think I've seen this before and read about this before. Might want to check Snopes to see if it's an Urban Legend or something. This seems quite familiar for some reason.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
This hit CNN:
http://www.emailthis.clickability.com/et/emailThis?clickMap=viewThis&etMailToID=1268846745
The guy they interviewed is a complete moron.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I have never seen you and surpossedly you exist, so you say?

The so-called Jesus that we see presented in Pictures in many books, Bibles, and churches is not Jesus the Christ, but it is a Picture of "Zeus" the Greek god of gods and goddesses, Jesus the Christ looked like the ordinary Jew odf His day which is as the Greeks wore their hair short..

Christ-en-dom is all screwed up with a pagan Greek Myth mixture


Anonymous Sarabhi said...
Strange how the image on the tree resembles a 5 year-old's cartoon version of Jesus. Wouldn't an omnipotent deity (professionally skilled in carpentry) imprint a breathtakingly beautiful image of himself rather than a lopsided stick-figure-ish portrait?


Anonymous paul said...
We should not believe these kind of things like Jesus appearing on a tree. Jesus told us to trust Him through His word. He gave us the best evidence that He is God by doing miracles noone ever did before or after, by raising Himself from the dead 3 days after His cruel death. The Risen Savior lives in our hearts, not on the trees. Let us dedicate our hearts to our Lord, not the trees and cherries.


Anonymous Karen said...
Paul wrote: "He gave us the best evidence that He is God by doing miracles noone ever did before or after,by raising Himself from the dead 3 days after His cruel death."


Questions for Paul,

1. If Jesus was God, then why did Jesus say on the cross, "My God, My God, Why has thou forsaken me?"


2. And why did it take, 3 days?


Anonymous Passerby said...
Paul said: "He gave us the best evidence that He is God by doing miracles noone ever did before or after, by raising Himself from the dead 3 days after His cruel death."

Paul, the miracles, the resurrection story after 3 days, and many other stories are not original to your god. Please read the history of world religions. Your Jesus character is not original. There were a multitude of mythological god stories that predated your mythological god story. Your god is a manifestation of the primeval gods before the supposed birth Jesus.

You will know this once you educate yourself. Don't be afriad to educate yourself. There is no Satan out there ready to take your soul away. Don't be afaid, Paul.

Cheers


Anonymous Anonymous said...
That aint Jesus! thats Grizzly Adams! Come on people..Grizzly Adams appeared on that tree to make it known to people to quit hunting grizzly Bears.


Blogger jim earl said...
This is simple proof of how stupid cretins are. America is literally filled with cretins with both eyes wide shut. They can see Jesus in everyway except the real way. Jesus was only a myth, a placebo, if you will. The image appears to be the Image of Paul Bunyon. He is as real as Jesus.


Blogger Shannon said...
Hello people? Gosh, anyone with eyes can see that this is the very image of the all-powerful Charlson Heston. Sheesh.


Anonymous god said...
It looks like a smurf or one of the happy little dwarves.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
The woman that discovered the image after the dog relieved himself on the tree for years, we now know that Jesus is no longer a myth, he's a Fungus, thanks to dog-god-dog.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
BTW, Jesus was a midget.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Since when did anyone know what Jesus looked like? Why are people so freakin' stupid?!?! I don't get it...


Anonymous twincats said...
(in my best Eric Cartman imitation)

It's just a goddam hippie!!

Screw you guys, I'm goin' home...


Blogger malevolentmuse said...
I think it looks like a Keebler Elf after a bender.

If Jesus was a carpenter, why hasn't he joined Habitat for Humanity? Stop putting your ON a tree, cut one down and build a fucking house already!


Blogger Epicurienne said...
According to legend, Merlin was imprisoned in a tree by Morgan le Fay. Maybe it's Merlin!


Anonymous D Laurier said...
Merlin seconded.
Its Ambrosius, the merlin of the druids.

Obviously the pagans are right


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