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George Forman grill cooks up the Virgin Mary
Some have seen her in toast, in trees, even potato chips. Now one Glendale man says the Virgin Mary is in his refrigerator.

Last week, John Milonas was grilling a hamburger on his George Foreman Grill. When he went to clean the drip pan, something caught his eye.

He says it looks like the leftover grease created an image of the Virgin Mary. Milonas says he didn't know what to think, so he started showing his friends.

"They're all skeptical when I tell them the story and then when I show them the picture, they get that 'ah-ha' look on their face and it's just amazing that the whole image of her is there, the baby Jesus and the figure behind, people just stare and say that is the Virgin Mary, an image of the Virgin Mary," said Milonas.

Milonas called the makers of the George Foreman Grill to tell them about what's in his drip pan. He says he hasn't heard back from the company.

Milonas hasn't decided what to do with the image, so for now he's keeping it in the fridge.

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Comments:
Anonymous Non-Virgin Mary said...
It's a miracle - by the grease of gawd!


Blogger Dave Harty said...
Suddenly I've lost all hope for the future of humanity.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
This is totally ridiculous. No one really knows what MAry looked like, even if she really existed. She certainly didn't look the so called popular view of today. And to shpw up in some grease of all things!! I can refer some good psychiatrists.


Anonymous boomSLANG said...
"Suddenly I've lost all hope for the future of humanity."


Yeah, me too.





Hey, wait!.....our great-great grandparents, Adam and Eve, would be pleased wouldn't they? Lol.


Anonymous Timotheus said...
What a schmuck. And you know that someone will pay big bucks for this crap on e-bay.


Anonymous Mr. Cheese said...
I think it's looks more like Mary Tyler Moore or Monica Lewinsky.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
"I think it's looks more like Mary Tyler Moore or Monica Lewinsky."


I dunno, I think it looks like a grease spot... Holy crap! Albert Einstein is in my pancake!!!


Anonymous Gretchen said...
Okay, I kinda see the figure of a woman and a baby. But if you ask me, looks like she's trying to suffocate it. Maybe that's why Jebus thought he was the messiah.
Makes you wonder......


Blogger Deamond said...
Things it looks like;

naked woman in a towel

a hand in a fist position, but with a hook instead of an index finger

Minica Lewinsky (you can see the white stain on her dress)

Rose (from Titanic) but with a blanket on

a coffee stain

A burnt blob

something painted by a kid with less talent than a three-year-old


Anonymous Anonymous said...
JEEEZUSfucking christ! More evidence of christians trying to "cook" up some miracles that don't fucking exist!


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh wait! I see a figure of christ rising up from my cigarett smoke! Holy fucking crap!


Anonymous Holy Words said...
If Jesus was Holy, then, we can add "Holy Shit", "Holy Piss", etc. One can only imagine what a True Christian today would do with such coveted waste products? My humble guess... Gargle, and chew.


Blogger rocky said...
This would make a great article for the Onion. That white spot in the middle reminds me of Karl Malden's nose.


Anonymous Matthew F. Hocker said...
Catholics are FUCKING RETARDED when it comes to this shit. I think I'm going to Ebay this ancient diaper I found that has a DOUBLE BLESSING by God. The first blessing is that the shit found in it has been carbon dated to the birthdate of Jesus' birth and its DNA has only the female chromosomes (so, it would be a child without an earthly father). The second blessing is that the petrified piece of shit that stains this ancient diaper is in the shape of the Virgin Mary holding the Baby Jesus. It is TRULY "Holy Shit". God must be getting tired of NOT helping starving children, so he'll do these "miracles" to prove his existence to idiots. Praise Jayzus!


Anonymous Ya said...
It's look like grandad Lenin under cover in his childhood.


Anonymous Religious Kook said...
Yes I see it is the virgin Mary and she's giving birth to Jesus and the Holy Spirit is watching over them!!!

As I kneel down before his greatness, Please Jesus save us from our sins, we have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.

All Hail The Virgin Mary and in her Glory whom God hath found favoritism in her!!! Please Bless us by your Heavenly Presense and keep us whole!!!

All Hail Mary and Jesus!!! To whom was sent here to Earth to save us all from our filthy, nasty, discusting, putrid, rotten, stinking, unworthy, souls, whom Jesus came to cleanse us from our own unrighteoueness....Amen and Amen


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Kook you are such a twit!


Anonymous Bill said...
I believe, er, think I read somewhere last week that Mary was also formed by chocolate droppings at a confectionary factory.

Maybe chocolate droppings is the wrong word for it.

bill


Anonymous Bill said...
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14400252/


Anonymous Bill said...
***save us all from our filthy, nasty, discusting, putrid, rotten, stinking, unworthy, souls, ...***

Positive self talk is a good place to start !


Anonymous nirrti said...
You know, I've never had a Mary or Jesus image show up in any of my things. But I've had a few turn up that look like demons.

That must say alot about me.:-D


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I just took a massive crap and it looked substantially the same as the aforementioned holy grease stain.

These morons are BREEDING!

Andy the Godless Bastard
www.GodlessBastard.com


Blogger Avie said...
Isn't it amazing what the human brain sees when it wants to? Obviously this person wanted to see Mary, so he was looking for her and found her.

I noticed a face in the cabinet door in my kitchen when I was 13. I'm 28 now and I still see it. It's quite frightening. It looks like a somewhat human face, moaning in agony. Does that mean my house is possessed by an evil spirit? Or does it mean that I was deeply troubled when I was 13 and wanted some explanation for it so my subconscious mind gave me one? I'm going with the second one. The only reason I still notice the "face" is because I first noticed it in that phase of my life. If I had first noticed it yesterday, it would look like something else or even, imagine this, a color variation in the wood!

Still, getting an insane amount of money for crazy and basically worthless stuff is rather appealing. Think I could put it up on ebay as the face of Satan? Say something like he's trapped in the wood of my cabinet door and can no longer harm humanity? HA! You know what? It would probably work but I'm not that desperate for cash and I'm not that dishonest.

Crazy, crazy people...worshipping, selling and buying Rorschach tests made from food!


Blogger Onanite said...
what a joke

Onanite


Blogger miguel said...
I took a big dirty shit that looks just like the Virgin. I'm going to see if I can sell it on eBay.


Blogger beepbeepitsme said...
The Virgin Mary and the Baby Jesus Appear On A Potato
http://beepbeepitsme.blogspot.com/2006/09/virgin-mary-and-baby-jesus-appear-on.html


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