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KIEV, Ukraine -- A lion killed a man who climbed into its enclosure at the Kiev zoo, police said Monday.

The lion attacked the 45-year-old Ukrainian late Sunday after he used a rope to climb down into an enclosure with four lions, said police spokesman Volodymyr Polishchuk.

Ukrainian TV channel NTN broadcast interviews with witnesses who said the man told them that he believed God would not allow the lions to hurt him.

Polishchuk said the man, who was not identified, was acting aggressively and one of the lions seized him by the throat. The man died at the scene.

Zoo officials could not immediately be reached for comment

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Blogger Albert said...
I guess Christians would say you're not supposed to test the Lord.


Anonymous freedy said...
Or they would say god rewarded his faith by promoting him to heaven.
( and they say x-tians are'nt mentally ill!)


Blogger Lorena said...
This post really makes me sad.

I think I was almost as silly as the man (thankfully, not as insane).

Too many times I got hurt because I was sure god was on my side and was going to help me along. Doing things "in faith" can really screw up a person. *&^%$


Anonymous Apollo said...
When the balance between the faith in the external environment and the faith one asserts to their own mental capability to filter information gets out of whack, stuff happens. Obviously, this persons' faith was weighted a little too heavily on the "truth" of the external environment, god, and the information passed to him by "other people about god". Well, sucks to be him. I wonder if in his final moments he realized the truth, perhaps he left reality as an exchristian.

Many fundies love to attack the faith a person has in their ability to render valid information on their own. They typically call them self-gods, yadda, yadda, yadda. And, after they beat up a person for believing in themselves, they offer their own self-god advice.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
And then there are the xtian nut-cases who handle snakes during their "worship" services. Fortunately for them rattlesnakes (their reptile of choice) do not have check-valves in their veins: when one holds them just behind the head and lets them dangle, the blood circulation doesn't reach their brains and they pass out, thus rendering them "safe".


Anonymous Anonymous said...
CHC : Another Christian idiot puts his life in the hands of the Holy Spirit.
I suppose that after the lion shits this Christian onto the floor of the zoo, he will be resurrected from the poop.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I wonder if he tasted like chicken!

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Farris


Anonymous infidel666 said...
He had part of it right. The lion's didn't hurt him..........much.


Blogger The Liberal Pagan said...
the pastor at the church/cult where i was a member for years told us to test our faith in this manner: go jogging down a street where there are vicious dogs. if a dog approaches you aggressively, shout "i rebuke you in the name of jesus!" at this point the demon spirits in the dog are supposed to cower and leave you alone. yeah, ok. i wonder how many of my old church members actually tried this stupidity. since we all pretty much did whatever this man said i'm willing to bet some of them tried it.


Blogger dead__fish said...
Another candidate for the Darwin award! We should be happy these guys are taking themselves out of the gene pool! I know that sounds cold but come on! Would you wnt your daughter to marry and idiot like that and reproduce? Even in my most brainwashed moments as an xtian I NEVER considered stepping in front of an oncoming train or feeding a bear or anything else life threatening! I guess my faith wan't strong enough! Guess I'm going to hell.....but not too soon!


Anonymous nirrti said...
For someone who probably thought the theory of evolution was evil, it's ironic he's a perfect candidate for a Darwin Award.


Blogger Bill Dearmore said...
I think Daniel's friendly angels were probably just so busy somewhere else that they didn't notice his danger. Otherwise, they would have been right there to save him.

Yeah, right!


Anonymous Scott said...
My first thought was Darwin Award candidate...It's unfortunate the man was so brainwashed that he basically took his own life, but I can't help laughing aloud. Good riddance.


Blogger Bentley said...
Yes my Dear Christian Friends,:-p God and Jesus will protect you always, so for every visit to my blog, I will be giving away Free Tickets to all the Major Zoo's, in the USA, along with 30 ft. of rope.
Sorry this offer limited to Real Christians only!


Blogger Bentley said...
P.S. I cannot believe it!

It's 666, the day of the ANTI-CHRIST! And we're all still here, I thought it was the end of the world, wait a minute! I hear something! Oh it was someones car backfireing, I almost started to pray. Well we all have less than 2 hrs. before the second coming of the lord and Armagedden, the bible has never let me down before, I'm beginning to think that the bible is a complete pile of SHIT!


Anonymous slingshot said...
Jumped into a lions den... Brilliant.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lions too, need a balanced healthy diet!


Anonymous slingshot said...
It's now 06/07/06, and it appears as though we can write off the date 06/06/06 along with the belief that credit cards were the mark of the beast, upc symbols, and Ronald Wilson Reagans full name having six letters in each! WTF.

The bible is a mess, and christianity is nonsense.


Blogger Onanite said...
Now how do we get Fred Phelps to do this?

Onanite


Anonymous Pissed-Off said...
I was disgusted as hell to see what went on at the funeral of that poor soldier dude killed in Iraq. This Phelps bunch seem to be a tribe of inbred rednecks of note.
Their main spokeswoman on the scene, had teeth that looked like a train smash. She could easily have passed for the spawn of beelzebub himself if ever there was one.I hope the kids dad manages to sue them shitless, all power to him. Were I live the cops would have turned up and arrested everyone on the scene. Religous shit like that does not fly around here, even tho' its a 3rd world country.
I hope these bastards rot in their christain hell!!!!!


Anonymous madamehel said...
When this was posted on Dailyrotten.com, one of the respondents said that the guy did not take into account the fact the god could, in fact, be a lion.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Toooooo many Christians, not enough Lions!!

How come Jezus didn't save the Christians that the Romans fed to the lions?? Was their faith not strong enough?? Did they not follow the dogma correctly?? They weren't trying to test their faith when they became Lion Chow!
Chow, chow, chow.

I guess Karma ran over their Dogma,
squish!


Anonymous HanSolo said...
Feed all Christians to lions. Those who survive are the only True Christians(tm).


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