HOLY SHIT!

Where do I sign up? This is AWESOME!

(Can´t wait to be in a service where the entire congregation gets up and sings from their very hearts "It´s not unusual...")

You can´t go wrong with a God who used to get girls´ undies thrown at him.

PRAISE TOM JONES!

Pastor Jack’s spiritual gibberish made me piss in my pants!!!

Pastor Jack: “..Woo hooo, I cast you out devil!!... use whatever it takes to get to your higher power (he used Tom Jones music to speak in tongue) god gives different gifts to different people and god gave me Tom Jones.”

Pastor Jack admires Tom Jones’s bulge and that was god’s gift to Tom Jones.

Pastor Jack: “For those of you who don’t want to listen, that’s the devil preventing you from hearing what god has for you”

So he uses Tom Jones music to cast out the devils**music playing** ---

Pastor Jack: “Wooo hooo thank you god, thank you for sending us this angelic voice (Tom Jones). You foul devil, coming in trying to make people think they are gay for listening to Tom Jones. I cast you out!….and people accusing me, your pastor for being gay because he listens to Tom Jones. It’s not his dick that I like, it’s his angelic voice and you have a problem if you’re saying I’m gay, you foul devil…I cast you out! Blah blah blah…I’m not a priest, I’m a pastor and I resent that! I cast you out hooo hooo, hahaha I cast you out you foul devil!

(Pastor Jack sings part of Tom Jones’s song: It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone. It’s not unusual…)

I cast you out!! Hahhaaa there goes that devil!!”

LMFAO!!!!!

Do folks support this crap? (rhetorical question). I am speechless

Well , Tom Jones did survive the Martian invasion---that's not unusual is it?

What a load of bullshit!! Tom Jones would under other circumstances sue the arsehole. Instead because its a "church" Tom says its a "positive thing"(repeated twice). What crap!
This church brainwashing is such a deep rut in mans'phsyche that any old shit flies.
Truly beyond me!!!

We demand equal time!!! The Church of Amelia Earhart; The Church of Patsy Cline; The Church of Betty Davis; The Church of Billie Holliday!!! This is blatant fucking sexism, selling your soul to this Welsh heathen just because you like his cock!!! Shame!!

Hello South. 'scuse me while I change my Wranglers.

Celebrity churches. What'll they think of next?

If they ever create a Church of Jenna Jameson, I might visit. ;)

Hola, Brigid!

Uber, if the Holy Trinity consisted of Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, and Tera Patrick I'm in!

Speaking of celebrity churches, what is the likelihood that Tom Cruise will start his own sect of Scientology?

"...if the Holy Trinity consisted of Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, and Tera Patrick I'm in!"

You know, the only reaction that comes to mind is from my Army days - HOOAH!

Can Scientologists create their own sect/church? I know Cruise is something like an OT VII (Operating Thetan, Level 7 - sounds like something out of Dungeons & Dragons), so I guess he can control the weather & environment, as well as people. What the heck? L. Ron did it, why can't he?

There's a church of "Saint John Coltrane", so why not Tom Jones?

http://www.saintjohncoltrane.com/

funny

Anybody know the BBC cloud? She's yummy.

Do you guys think there's a chance that the pastor Jack might be gay?

No, Pastor Jack is definitely all man.