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Thousands of Christian couples plan to celebrate the occasion of their savior's creation by attending 'conception parties' this weekend, intimate gatherings where the conception of the world's most famous baby is lovingly reenacted. Fans of the pro-life parties say that theirs is a way of livening up the culture of life. But some Christians say that they're uncomfortable celebrating the pregnancy of a teenage girl, even if the father was a heavenly one.

Let's party like it's 4 BC

By Cole Walters

FORT WORTH, TX—While the vast majority of Christians in the US will spend this weekend marking a tragedy—the crucifixion of Jesus Christ upon the cross on Easter Sunday—a small but determined minority plans to celebrate their savior with a bang. Against a backdrop of farmland, city streets, even mountain vistas, this merry band will spend tonight marking not Christ's death, but his conception.

They're called 'conception parties,' intimate gatherings where creation of the world's most famous baby is lovingly—and literally—recreated. And for a few lucky couples, the event will pay off in a big way. Since the biblical bashes burst onto the scene just five years ago, 13 couples have gotten pregnant as a result of attending the gatherings. Two of the lucky mothers went on to have children—both girls—who share Christ's December birthday.

A celebration of life
"It's just a lot of fun," says Fort Worth resident and party host Earl Silos. "We'll bake a ham, put out bowls of macaroni salad and potato salad. People can relax a little, take a load off." He says that he's expecting 25 married couples to attend tonight's festivities. Marriage is a condition of attendance, says Silos, who advertised the event at his church, on local Christian message boards and on telephone poles in his neighborhood.

Silos says that he got the idea from his brother-in-law, who has hosted a conception party in Pascagoula, MS, since 1999. Today, notes Silos, his brother-in-law's annual March 25th bash attracts upwards of 100 people, including many town notables. "He does it up with a deep-fried turkey, the whole she-bang. We're a little less fancy around here," notes Silos. "We keep most of the attention on the main event."

Christian critics
But not everyone is enamored of the idea of celebrating Christ's conception—especially in the form of physical reenactments that even participants admit can get out of hand. Some Christians say that they're reluctant to shine a spotlight on the event's surrounding Mary's pregnancy. Christ's mother was only a teenager, after all, and according to Matthew, a friend of the couple, was not actually married to Joseph. "When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost," Matthew wrote in a tell-all account.

If Matthew's version is correct, Mary's actions would contradict the teachings of many abstinence-only education programs, which encourage women to remain pure virgins until their wedding nights.

A down hill slide?
For critics, the new popularity of conception parties is a disturbing reminder of their faith's pagan past. Among social conservatives there is also mounting concern that their iron grip on cultural discipline is already beginning to loosen. This past year, Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, a practicing Mormon and a likely republican presidential candidate in 2008, raised eyebrows with his statement that "marriage should be between a man and a woman…and a woman, and a woman."

But for thousands of Christians who plan to don party dresses and suit jackets, tonight's parties represent nothing more than a chance to celebrate one of history's most magical moments. "Obviously none of us is going to be lucky enough to get pregnant by Him," says Earl Silos' wife Carol. "So this is the next best thing. We're celebrating what turned out to be the biggest night of Mary's life."

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
if you prune a tree the branches grow back, but if you kill the whole tree by uprooting it all of the tree dies. christianity the rotten tree....


Anonymous Anonymous said...
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So turn that congregation around. Get them back on the straight and narrow. It's time to swing until Jesus comes!


Anonymous Interested Atheist said...
How funny!
First of all, the idea of wanting to have your baby share the same birthday as Mithra. I wonder if many of them know that...

Second, the opposing idea of women remaining "chaste and pure virgins until marriage". Well, that's a nice idea, but I think a better metaphor might be to think of a fruit, that goes bad if it isn't picked and eaten when ripe...

Third - come on now, we all know there's some weird stuff in the Bible, but there's no need to go into all the icky details! Next thing you know, someone'll be writing a book on how to fuck your virgin lover just like God raped Mary (well, presumably it was rape because she didn't know about it?) Just stick to saying that Gabriel told Mary she would give birth and leave all the disgusting un-Christian biological details out of it!


Anonymous Anonymous said...
My father, a retired conservative Lutheran clergyman, says that the first communion services were actually drinking parties that the early bishops eventually transformed into church services. But conception parties and similar ridiculous developments are simply more indications that Christianity has run its course. It has deteriorated into tired traditionalism rapidly achieving museum status on one hand and desperate attempts, such as conception parties, happy clappy corporate churches, pro-lifers, on the other, to make the religion somehow germane to the modern experience. Of course they only succeed in making themselves look ridiculous to anyone with a lick of sense.


Anonymous Jim Lee said...
The birth and crucifixion of this supposed Jesus was a non event. The reality of it all is a fake.
All I can say in all honesty. What gullible people.


Blogger .:webmaster:. said...
Those of you who missed that this article (and the entire site it was copied from) is a parody, should not feel too bad. Mike Malloy read this story on the air as if it were the real thing.


Anonymous Evelyn said...
It's a parody?? And it wasn't even posted on April 1st.


Anonymous Interested Atheist said...
I don't feel bad at all. Considering the many other weird things Christians believe, this sounds quite sensible.


Blogger muttmutt1978 said...
as a Pagan im insulted to think that peopel think we pracitice bigamy. thats a load of horseshit right there. christians invented bigamy then tried to pin it on eveyrone else. also christianity is anti nature: If xians think the world is of *satan* and evil and not worth saving then why the hell do they care about what us non xians do with it?


Blogger mq59 said...
Christians invented bigamy? That's news to me.

I do agree that people portray neo-pagans as sexually "loose" a lot, and those of the pagan persuasion who aren't into that must be pretty offended.

Actually, Christianity is not in and of itself anti-nature. Remember the "what would Jesus drive" campaign? The street preacher who hangs around my university once went on this spiel about how "You can't love Jesus and hate black people! You can't love Jesus and destroy the environment!"

Furthermore, my teen study Bible has a note in it that says "The Bible says...Guard the Earth" and cites some verses (mostly from the Psalms). Also, the Hebrew word for "have dominion" over nature actually implies stewardship.

Just b/c some kooky dispensationalist types say that there's no need to protect the environment b/c Jesus is returning soon doesn't mean that we all believe that. Furthermore, the "world is evil" stuff sounds more like Gnosticism.


Anonymous heathen sister said...
MQ59:

"Christians invented bigamy? That's news to me."

Haven't you ever read the old testament? You call yourself a xian and you haven't read your almighty buy bull? When all those dudes in the desert took multiple wives----that's bigamy!!! Where do think the morons, I mean, mormons, got the idea?


Blogger mq59 said...
I am aware many Old Testament figures had multiple wives.

I take issue with the claim that the Jews (there were no Christians at this point) "invented" polygamy. I figured it was something that'd been around for awhile--after all, Sumerian culture is older than Judaism, and I haven't left Mesopotomia yet.


Anonymous freedy said...
What is it between you two anyway?
Sounds like ya'll could become good friends,lol.


Anonymous Heathen Sister said...
MQ59:

Now I'm really confused. Since the old testament apparently isn't a xian writing, since the folks in it were jews, the old testament must be jewish. So does that mean xians are xian AND jewish??

Or does it mean that only the new testament is xian so the old testament doesn't count? If that's case, why do so many xians use the old testament to justify so many of their rediculous beliefs?

I understand that since the fallicy of jesus didn't exist yet, the folks from the old testament couldn't be xians. So, if they weren't xians, why should xians care so much about the writings about them?

Oh, I know!!!! It's because xians use whatever they can to their benefit and to support their arguments regardless of the lack of logic....got it!

And even if the folks in the old testament didn't invent polygamy, (I never said they did, I just pointed you to the old testament), which obviously condoned it and promoted it.


Blogger Bentley said...
Thats a good one H.S. The people that wrote the OT were not Christians, yet they say if you're not a Christian, you're going str8 to hell. So if you do not believe in jesus, because his myth wasn't invented yet, then everyone before jesus will be roasting, or are roasting in Hell right now...ouch...lol

I can hear the apologetics now, god wrote the NT because hell was getting full and god wants real christians to be with him.


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Blogger mq59 said...
I was merely taking issue with muttmutt's statement that Christians (or, for the sake of the argument, the Jews) invented polygamy.

It is true that the Old Testament allows polygamy.

However, polygamy pre-existed the Mosaic Law--in fact, it pre-existed Abraham, who lived centuries before the giving of the Law. The OT law regulates the practice; it did not create it.

On the matter of what went on re: salvation under the OT, Paul told the Athenian philosophers that before God had let the nations go their own way, but now He commands them them to repent of their sins.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Reconginzing conception is the idea.

Date of Life Foundation. www.dateoflife.com A multi-denominational site dedicated to the annual celebration of individual conception days including that of Jesus Christ on the March 25th Annunciation Feast.

Free registration is all that is required to sign up for Life-Day Alert/reminders and free e-cards on pro-life themes, including Feast of the Annunciation e-cards, as well as e-greetings for conception dates celebrated as Life-Days or Firstdays. Contact info@dateoflife.com for more information.


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