(Lyrics by KellyX - www.kellyx.net; based on Secret Agent Man)

There's a holy man who leads the life of danger
To everyone he meets he demands praisure
With every move he makes, another soul he takes,
Odds are most won't live to see tomorrow

Action Jesus man, Action Jesus man
They've turned you into a commerical item and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can really be a Pagan in disguise
Ah, be careful what you say
Or the Romans will kill you right away
Odds are you won't let them live to see tomorrow

Action Jesus man, Action Jesus man
They've turned you into a commerical item and taken away your name

--- Lead Guitar ---

Action Jesus man, Action Jesus man
They've turned you into a commerical item and taken away your name

Swingin' on the Eyptian Nile one day,
And then layin' in a Roman cave the next day
Oh no, you let the wrong verse slip
While turning bread into fish
The odds are you'll sentence them to hell anyhow tomorrow

Action Jesus man, Action Jesus man
They've turned you into a commerical item and taken away your name

Action Jesus man

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